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Monday Dec 24, 2018
Monday Dec 24, 2018
I just finished reading 'I Love Dick' by Chris Kraus, which is evidently a hugely popular piece of feminist literature right now. Anyway, I fucking hated it, so I ranted about that for a while, but before my hot take on this exciting piece of the zeitgeist, I spend ages telling a story about a train. Also Dave Campbell comes round to collect his jacket and scares the shit out of me. Merry Christmas!
Tuesday Dec 18, 2018
Tuesday Dec 18, 2018
This week: Likes - English Accents, Rising Sounds, Doings Lots of Gigs. Dislikes - 17 Year-Olds at Parties, DJs at Parties, Apple.
Tuesday Dec 11, 2018
Tuesday Dec 11, 2018
I fucked up yesterday and snapped at a friend, I was upset with my own performance on a show, but hadn't admitted it to myself. I guess I was trying to sweep it aside, because the performance wasn't so bad that I bombed or whatever, but when my friend off-handedly compared me to the other act on the lineup, it really upset me, which forced me to think about why I was upset. How could I have honestly been happy with my performance if all it took to make me freak out was a light-hearted jab? Anyway, I probably think too much.
Tuesday Dec 04, 2018
Tuesday Dec 04, 2018
I don't know why, but I feel a bit of a mess this morning. We put up Christmas decorations last night, and had a few wines. I tell the story of a few various faux pas that I've made in my life, one when I was much younger, and another that was just the other day. I make the same mistakes, but I hope with age, the scale at least decreases.
Tuesday Nov 27, 2018
Tuesday Nov 27, 2018
Great episode to mark one year of the podcast! I talk about the Victorian election, and the privileged it was to witness one of the major figures in Victorian Politics doing drugs on election night. It's insane the level of egomaniac that is drawn to politics in the first place, I mean who names a whole party after themselves? Clive Palmer? Yuck. You're all stupid. Everyone except me.
Tuesday Nov 20, 2018
Tuesday Nov 20, 2018
Melbourne Comedy needs some new traditions, and Blake and I may have just come up with one while sniffing amyl in our kitchen at 4am on Sunday morning. Drinking has been affecting my mood lately, I reckon. It's annoying, I don't know how to say no to people. This week I yell about that a little too.
Tuesday Nov 13, 2018
Tuesday Nov 13, 2018
These woodchip dudes cutting down the tree out the back of our house are wayyyyy too comfortable fucking around with chainsaws. I just ate some bacon that may have been off, and my meditation app fucked up this morning, I shouldn't really be in a good mood, but somehow by the end of this podcast, I am! Mufasa Forever!
Tuesday Nov 06, 2018
Tuesday Nov 06, 2018
It's been raining like crazy all morning and I've been sitting in my lounge room recording this, I couldn't be happier! Dragon Dreaming at the weekend was AMAZING!! I watched a group of guys steal some hippie's boat while high on ketamine, did an amazing show, and got punched in the face by a lady on the train back from NSW - what a time to be alive.
Tuesday Oct 30, 2018
Tuesday Oct 30, 2018
I recorded sitting on my front porch this week, out amongst the nature, the birds, the wind, the men walking up my driveway asking to look at the tree in the back because the landlord wants to take it down. Beautiful stuff. Mum was here visiting on the weekend, and my friends kept telling me they were going to have sex with her. None of them managed, I don't think. Also Blake's chain came just after I finished recording, so things are looking up for him.
Tuesday Oct 23, 2018
Tuesday Oct 23, 2018
Yeah our fridge is completely fucked, this is a nightmare, I can still hear it droning now. What have I got in there? some bacon, a few veggies, a bit of leftover fried rice, some cheese, soda water... not much, I guess most of that will be okay. I'll have to cook the bacon tonight though. God damn it, and now we'll have to get a new fridge and get it here and that's going to be a whole other hassle. This blows.