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Tuesday Oct 16, 2018
Tuesday Oct 16, 2018
Good week. Great week! Orange party, dance concert, found an old notebook, got a bunch of tram fines. Today I sang a song from my friend Naomi's dance performance that I assume is called 'Gay or European', then laughed about it a lot. Also if anyone knows a bar job in Melbourne I can get with minimal to no effort, honestly, I will fucking do it.
Tuesday Oct 09, 2018
Tuesday Oct 09, 2018
Have you ever thought that meditation apps might be a covert tool to fill our minds with terrorist doctrine? Me neither. I'm back in Melbourne and Nike are still treating me like their personal whipping bitch - lucky I've not let it get to me. I feel happy. Fine. everything's all bubbly.
Tuesday Oct 02, 2018
Tuesday Oct 02, 2018
I recorded this sitting on the concrete floor at Sydney Airport because some bucket hat motherfucker wanted to sit next to me on the floor to eat his Krispy Cremes. Only a few hours until I'm finally back in Melbourne for the first time properly since June and god damn am I excited. I just ate some McDonalds, my flight leaves in a few hours, I might go for a floor-nap in a second to be honest.
Saturday Sep 29, 2018
Saturday Sep 29, 2018
BONUS PODCAST EPISODE A couple weeks ago I sat down with my mate Milo Edwards and chatted about his time living in Russia and performing stand up on Russian TV. Honestly what an insane sounding country, but hearing these stories makes me really want to go myself. Milo has a podcast called Trashfuture which if you're into politics you'll love. My Mum doesn't really like it, but she's basically a fascist anyway.
Tuesday Sep 25, 2018
Tuesday Sep 25, 2018
Careful at the start of this one, I got real excited and played the chorus of September Rose by Cailin Russo on my phone and sang to it, then stopped it and started shouting hahahaha. I dunno man, I'm in a good mood, I'm back in Australia, staying in a hotel with my boy Blakey, and shit is all okay. This was a great pod.
Tuesday Sep 18, 2018
Tuesday Sep 18, 2018
I realised, while doing this podcast, that I'm in a bit of a shitty mood. Maybe it's the lack of sleep because my friends' baby kitten was meowing all night, or maybe it's seeing them stressed because they're going to have to give him back, or maybe it's the fucking awful show I saw last night, or the coke I did on Saturday? I have no idea, but I think getting angry helped eventually. I hope you're all good.
Tuesday Sep 11, 2018
Tuesday Sep 11, 2018
At the end of this recording I finished my tea and went to put it down on the table but missed and hit it against the glass of water I'd poured for myself, it made a crisp ding sound like the end of a meditation tape, and I like to think that this week's pod might have a similar effect on you. I'm feeling very good today, and I've been listening to a bunch of good music and reading a lot recently too. Oh shit I just realised it's September 11! FUCK!!
Tuesday Sep 04, 2018
Tuesday Sep 04, 2018
I forgot to make myself a tea at the start of this pod, so got up with my laptop mid-recording and made one in the kitchen. It was touch and go there for a second, real duck-under-the-table stuff, but we made it. I'm in a good mood because I found new music and the sun is out in Edinburgh.
Wednesday Aug 29, 2018
Wednesday Aug 29, 2018
I'm still sitting in the Wetherspoons pub where I recorded this episode, fuck it's so loud, but I managed to cancel out the background noise because I'm a computer hacking genius. Also I managed to solve racism in this episode by pointing out that the term World Music contains the assumption of whiteness as a status quo. You're welcome.
Tuesday Aug 14, 2018
Tuesday Aug 14, 2018
I woke up at 10:30am to record this pod, which doesn't sound like a feat of any importance, but trust me it was hard. You should be impressed, I am. I'm a good boy, and today I talk about that among various other stories from the weekend at the Edinburgh Fringe. Today is the mid-point of the festival, and I'm feeling optimistic. COMEDY!!